Pappa wants mamma naked
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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