Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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