I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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