you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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