Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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