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Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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