The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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