Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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