Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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