yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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