I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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