So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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