this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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