Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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