So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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