You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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