Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
