I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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