you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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