We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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