He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I just found a bag of teeth...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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