K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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