I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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