TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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