I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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