ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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