real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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