so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You need a sexual gate keeper
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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