Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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