i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I'm really busy with my period
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