So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I need mimosas to revive my soul
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
