What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm bleeding and have questions
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