hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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