Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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