I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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