he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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