like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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