i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
high people should be assigned attendants
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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