Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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