sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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