apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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