it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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