The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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