What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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