i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
There r osticjed everywhere
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
