Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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