Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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