Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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