one might say we're banned from that church
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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