Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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